(Thor is scoffing at Zeus's superiority on Mount Olympus, saying that Zeus can't match his ability. Loki is an evil and mischievous Norse god and a villain to Thor in Marvel Comics. Betty Crocker is a fictional character used in advertising campaigns for food and recipes.). ), (Greece is currently under an economic meltdown, in part due to the decline in the Euro currency since 2008. Ancient Greeks believed that the drachma coins placed on a deceased person's eyes would pay the ferryman, Charon, so he could take the person to the other side and into the underworld. I'm the father of the Gods, Barbie, mind your manners! Loki says the word "Noirse," which is an adaptation of the call of approval from the Key & Peele video "Nooice".). (The term "keep your guard up" warns someone to prepare for attack, but Thor substitutes "guard" for "Asgard", the Norse home of the gods, where Thor resides. ... And the lyrics and rhythm were awesome, with lots of comprehensible jokes and puns. You'll need a lighter for your ship 'cause a Viking just died! Zeus boasts having accomplished both of these events.). That's grosser than a Gorgon!"). 1 Zeus: 2 Thor: 3 Zeus: 4 Thor: 5 Zeus: 6 Thor: 7 Scrapped lyrics 7.1 Thor: 7.2 Zeus: 7.3 Thor: 7.4 Zeus: 7.5 Thor: 7.6 Zeus: How dare you challenge my immortal throne? ), John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly • Darth Vader vs Hitler • Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris • Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga • Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il • Justin Bieber vs Beethoven • Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking • Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny • Napoleon vs Napoleon • Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin • Gandalf vs Dumbledore • Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare • Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers • Christopher Columbus vs Captain Kirk • Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD, Hitler vs Vader 2 • Master Chief vs Leonidas • Mario Bros vs Wright Bros • Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley • Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe • Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates • Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury • Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney • Doc Brown vs Doctor Who • Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood • Batman vs Sherlock Holmes • Moses vs Santa Claus • Adam vs Eve • Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. • Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison • Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong • Mozart vs Skrillex • Rasputin vs Stalin, Hitler vs Vader 3 • Blackbeard vs Al Capone • Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc • Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso • Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali • Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge • Rick Grimes vs Walter White • Goku vs Superman • Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe • Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye • George Washington vs William Wallace • Artists vs TMNT, Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters • Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde • Zeus vs Thor • Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter • Oprah Winfrey vs Ellen DeGeneres • Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock • Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted • David Copperfield vs Harry Houdini • Terminator vs Robocop • Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers • Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar • Jim Henson vs Stan Lee, J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin • Gordon Ramsay vs Julia Child • Frederick Douglass vs Thomas Jefferson • James Bond vs Austin Powers • Bruce Banner vs Bruce Jenner • Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible • Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton • Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin • Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder • Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky • Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill • Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 2, Freddy Krueger vs Wolverine • Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara • Ronald McDonald vs The Burger King • George Carlin vs Richard Pryor • Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin • Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud • Vlad the Impaler vs Count Dracula • The Joker vs Pennywise • Thanos vs J. Robert Oppenheimer• Donald Trump vs Joe Biden, Deadpool vs Boba Fett • Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg, PewDiePie vs T-Series • Ronald McDonald vs The Burger King • Larry Bird vs Big Bird. Thor is saying that he will beat Zeus similarly quickly to how the Greek economy collapsed.). (Greek gods were immortal; therefore, Zeus would forever sit on the throne as king of the gods. Click a thumbnail or use the grid to move to a battle. I didn't expect it, it was fantastically done (way more complicated than live action), very espectacular and full of details that with live action wouldn't have been possible. (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "I'm a bull getting bitches with my swan schlong!" I get Norse! (Ouzo is a Greek liquor. This is like the third one in 3 or 4 weeks, whereas most of the videos have been spread out pretty much from month to month. He's comparing the incest to a Gorgon, which in Greek mythology is a creature so ugly it turns people into stone.). Thor's massive hammer Mjölnir is a weapon and tool of power, and since Thor is in a rap battle, Zeus refers to him as MC Hammer. God damn that line is like butter. Flip more middle fingers at you than a hundred-hander! You're history! But hell, the writing was amazing and after a few more views to see the sheer detail in the animation it's one of my favourite ones now. Posted by 5 years ago. You shape-shifting rapist, keep your dick inside your toga! New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast, /r/ERB is a discussion platform for anything and everything ERB, Press J to jump to the feed. BEGIN! ), (Thor insults the popular image of the Greek gods being portrayed as large, old, and angry.). The first is Thor threatening Zeus by saying he's going to spit in his face, a sign of contempt, but then decides not to. [Zeus:] How dare you challenge my immortal throne? "Greased lightining" is often used to compare fast things; grease allows mechanical objects to move more easily, and lightning is fast as it is, being pure light; thus "greased lightning" would be even faster. This blond shit talker is soft as Betty Crocker! Zeus makes a pun with the words "grease" and "Greece" and how he rules with a giant lightning bolt. I think my favorite is still Einstein vs. Hawking. (Hades is the Greek god of the Underworld and the Greek myth equivalent of the devil. Forget costume, how does that even work? Thor's a mighty soldier, you're a poor carbon copy, only older. (Despite being the Greek god of thunderstorms, Thor is suggesting that Zeus couldn't make rain enough to make women in Scandinavia catch head colds, both degrading Zeus and saying he isn't as powerful as he says, as well as referencing the strength of Scandinavian people in general. To booze means to partake in the drinking of alcohol. Did they decide to start making them more often this season? Norse mythology describes Thor and other gods having flyting matches. You're joking! Other than that I agree it's an awesome one off. The Epic Rap Battles of History are often very clever in their use of lyrical wordplay to highlight each contestant's significance and draw clever humor from it, but for some viewers, it's not always easy to tell what the lyrics mean as they are used in battle.. Zeus says that he disrespects Thor more than if one of the hekatonkheires used every one of his hands to show Thor their middle fingers.). And Lego Thor actually switches to Chris Hemsworth for that line. I'm like Medusa: I stone a mother fucker if he looks at me wrong! GDP stands for Gross Domestic Product and its estimates are used to calculate the growth of an economy from year to year. Zeus states that the only reason people remember Thor at all is simply because of this superhero team. The term "I rock the house" means to add enthusiasm to an event, and is also suggesting this is the event for which Zeus should "keep his guard up." I think it was one of the best, if not top ERB's I've heard in a while. (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "MC Hammer just got struck twice by greased lightning!" With that in mind, the real question is, which god is better. The Marvel Comics universe also has the hero Thor battling the Frost Giants. Thor is implying his homelands—Scandinavia—and its people are quite remarkable in every way when compared to the Greeks. ), There's a 100 percent chance in the weather forecast, (Zeus, being the God of Thunder, has control over the weather, and can make thunderstorms inevitably when he wants.